ommanyte:

snail as old as slime

kibumkim:

funnyhowitends1:

ndntra:

kibumkim:

Man did anyone else have those white boys that just moaned sexually in class for like no reason?

Yes, except I went to a girls school so we had these white girls who would make grunting noises like they were pooing. Oh the joy.

That actually sounds a thousand times worse thank you.

paravoidant:

bukkakehokage:

cooldudebro:

bukkakehokage:

cooldudebro:

*rarity smiles mischievously* dont look so surprised to find me here… ive been waiting for you 

what

*rarity is suddenly furious* youve been smoking again, after you told me youd given it up? stoney pony ive told you: either the weed goes or i go!

dude are we talking horses

sometimes art theft is worth the memories you will share with your friends for years to come, after one of them finds this post and then sends it to you while having no idea you drew a weed pony as a joke back in 2012

sincerely, the person who drew the weed pony as a joke in 2012 and now gets to experience whiplash every so often when this post crosses his dash

comradekatya:

when you see a cat outside and try to pet it but it runs away

dovewithscales:

joofers-the-red-deactivated2022:

Just gonna remind everyone there are still children in literal cages and Biden could have fixed that back in January but he didn’t want to. All that changed is neo-liberals aren’t outraged by it because now a Democrat is doing it.

determinate-negation:

access to imperial benefits is clearly unevenly distributed across the united states, but the ferocity with which americans deny the existence of any imperial benefits is insane, especially when there are signs all around us. why do you think you for buy dole bananas for 40 cents literally any time of the year?

slumpyspaceprincess:

she-who-fights-and-writes:

lemon-embalmer:

lemon-embalmer:

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up

W H A T

@rogha

left-reminders:

elmurid:

that-stone-butch:

lactating-deactivated20220703:

pissvortex:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

READY FOR RICHTOK CRINGE?

Absolutely seething over the interior of this house. The bland colors…the entry room…it just sucks. Only redeemable thing is the view, but it still almost feels like a fish tank for humans

“i have never sat on this couch before. i have also never eaten at this table, ever.”

wonder what her parents do for a living that they have bulletproof windows

One of the clearest contrasts you’ll see between the working class and the bourgeoisie is encapsulated in this video. The rich own more than they’ll ever use – literally, she says that she’s never even sat on the couch or at the dinner table, and this kind of thing isn’t uncommon among the rich. Working-class people actually use the stuff they buy and they have a far better sense of the qualitative value of things.

And yeah we reiterate the “this house is an ugly fish tank for humans” sentiment above lol

spongebobssquarepants:

cannabiscomrade:

cannabiscomrade:

Every few months people get mad about Rage Against the Machine’s…..rage against… the machine….

angelsarelistening:

everythingallofthetime:

sexycraisinthanos:

sylvilagus:

rogue-cas-whore:

prince-luffy:

eyezehuhh:

Yekaterina Lisina 👀💦

The face of a changed man:

she’s 6'9" and wearing platforms in every photo and what a power move

#IS . IS THE SECOND PHOTO EDITED OR ARE THE PEOPLE JUST LIKE 4’2 WHAT THE FUCK THAT LOOKS FAKE

She literally just looks like that

And she has matching friends

very important add on: she has a lady dimitrescu cosplay instagram

fivehoursofscreaming:

voretiger:

bring out the rotating tiger

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck